Twitch Quotes
During live streams, funny things that people say can be recorded for posterity by the faithful bot and the mod team. In a year that shall forever be known as 2023, 139 quotes were recorded. They cannot be seen in chat, but have been archived here with their original numbers.
- Quotes from 2019
- Quotes from 2020
- Quotes from 2021
- Quotes from 2022
- Quotes from 2023
- 1: “It’s an
outer space boba. Is it from “Star”-bucks?” -EuphoniumHero6 (02-Jan-23)
- 2: “Universe needs a snickers 🍫” -Eyes: (03-Jan-23)
- 3: “Roses are red, violets are blue. when it’s time for the next hype train, I choo choo choose you!
.” -Ironmania2003: (06-Jan-23)
- 4: “everyone just started 2023, @devicat is already in 3023
.” -EiraVanora: (06-Jan-23)
- 5: “How do I…. hug a number?” -DeviCat (06-Jan-23)
- 6: “I’m happy to be here and find back my little soft pastel cat stream
.” -Luleiya: (07-Jan-23)
- 7: “how do u get ur lines so crisp? Devi: Big Canvas, tiny brush!” -spookiibuns (07-Jan-23)
- 8: “she’s focusing on her new Twitch Moderator Resources site… OnlyBans” -BrokenRobotArt: (07-Jan-23)
- 9: “Oh! Brain is here” -DeviCat (10-Jan-23)
- 10: “The ghosts of Parachute Party Past.
.” -alexbadila: (12-Jan-23)
- 11: “I know I qualify for a badge because I created u” -devicatmom: (14-Jan-23)
- 12: “A little blush
goes a long way
!” -DeviCat (16-Jan-23)
- 13: “BGM for the scene where you’re in a coffee shop, learning crucial plot from a random NPC
devicatTea.” -Rosuav: (16-Jan-23)
- 14: “Me currently crocheting: How do I backup save
.” -Mikascending: (19-Jan-23)
- 15: “It all started with hot chocolate this time. ☕” -DeviCat (21-Jan-23)
- 16: “It’s like eating a sugar cube x 9000
.” -Altmage: (23-Jan-23)
- 17: “all those people need to stop with putting their nosesto the grindstone full time! that’s how you end up with no nose!” -Ironmania2003: (26-Jan-23)
- 18: “Life is short, MAKE THE PIE! 🥧” -DeviCat (28-Jan-23)
- 19: “I wish I could feel the optimism your art evokes , she looks like a kid at Christmas
.” -ActuallyRJ: (30-Jan-23)
- 20: “Task Manager holding a knife at Photoshop
“” -“Doodle: (31-Jan-23)
- 21: “Doodle: Task Manager holding a knife at Photoshop
“” -“Enchanting_Elk: (31-Jan-23)
- 22: “I had to burp. Definitely burped. Did you hear that?!
“” -“Devicat: (02-Feb-23)
- 23: “Real life distractions do happen, like when your cat tries to climb the fridge!
“” -“Devicat: (02-Feb-23)
- 24: “I’ve never seen a banana builder before!” -DeviCat (07-Feb-23)
- 25: “it’s my goal in life to make Devi so flustered she can’t speak” -BrokenRobotArt (10-Feb-23)
- 26: “Rosuav, Thank you for probing my brain for extra steps.
.” -DeviCat (10-Feb-23)
- 27: “Spiritless, I’m glad you know your cat’s kryptonite so you can give her meds!” -DeviCat (13-Feb-23)
- 28: “Everybody died!
.” -DragonBloodthirsty (13-Feb-23)
- 29: “Just know that, when you get there, they’re not cats!” -DeviCat (14-Feb-23)
- 30: “Great timing, I’m back with bacon 🥓” -Rosuav: (16-Feb-23)
- 31: “🦉” -who___: (16-Feb-23)
- 32: “We might get to play some Tetris… but I have to paint some more first.” -DeviCat (20-Feb-23)
- 33: “Your art would definitely smell like bubblegum
.” -XTOSHIX_: (20-Feb-23)
- 34: “
Big Stretch! And touch your toes
or not…” -mlasuk: (02-Mar-23)
- 35: “Except the arrowhead is like.. hard candy or a tootsie roll sucker. Have you ever been hit with one of those? Ouch.” -SoulBoundKai: (03-Mar-23)
- 36: “Rule 1: save! Save! Save! Rule 2: blushies Rule 3: take care of your back!” -SoulBoundKai: (04-Mar-23)
- 37: “KiraNotL: imma crack my back like a glowstick
.” - (07-Mar-23)
- 38: “sometimes people make fun of me for clickin eject and all i can think of is “your time will come my child”
.” -SuspiciousTumble: (11-Mar-23)
- 39: “if you get a 100 in your own drop, i think it needs fireworks 🎇🎇🎇” -Pixielonic: (14-Mar-23)
- 40: “I was going to do one thing, and then get back to decapitating my character.” -DeviCat (16-Mar-23)
- 41: “shes so dang kawaii and she exudes the spirit of the doki doki
.” -ChibiChan777: (16-Mar-23)
- 42: “🌱 Devi Cat i got you a plant, as a housewarming gift since you live here now. 🌱” -Pixielonic: (16-Mar-23)
- 43: “I wonder if I can put her skin back!
.” -DeviCat (21-Mar-23)
- 44: “Sometimes luck is just savage
.” -DeviCat (23-Mar-23)
- 45: “sometimes i wish i could just put myself in rice
🍚” -sirenova_: (24-Mar-23)
- 46: “Googly eyes are the ranch dip for the hot wings of twitch” -manicpixelbeangirl: (28-Mar-23)
- 47: “ If you’re reading this, I hope you have an amazing night. You absolutely deserve it! Don’t let anybody tell you different #positivevibes
.” -LaneLucas2000 (28-Mar-23)
- 48: “Really Specific Dark Shadows is the name of my new goth dance band
.” -BrokenRobotArt: (31-Mar-23)
- 49: “Watch the power of the Canadian Currency rise when everyone wants to invest in Devi Dollars.” -CunningQuill: (03-Apr-23)
- 50: “aaaa i managed to finish the sketch!! i am never this fast must be devi magic girl powers
.” -rheaUMA: (06-Apr-23)
- 51: “Maybe I’ll make them just pink.” -DeviCat (07-Apr-23)
- 52: “You must understand: The DeviCat is out there. It can’t be reasoned with. It can’t be bargoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop until you have been promoted.
.” -Rosuav: (08-Apr-23)
- 53: “What patreon like site is used exclusively by Japanese demons?
Oni-fans!
“ -Ironmania2003: (10-Apr-23)
- 54: “
I AM NOW THE LAW
“ -DeviCat (11-Apr-23)
- 55: “Hi yes my name is Erin also known as GoldBondItchPowder I’m your local troll who is here to support you remember to stretch splash water on your eyelashes and slay Whether you are slaying monsters in games, slaying red barrels at Rosuavs or slaying life I potato of the couch support you” -PotatoIsFired: (13-Apr-23)
- 56: “Ah yes, the first final dream game. I look forward to the next one.” -DragonBloodthirsty: (14-Apr-23)
- 57: “The more folded-up they are, the nicer it ends up looking
.” -DeviCat (15-Apr-23)
- 58: “I had to remove her legs to make her fit
.” -DeviCat (15-Apr-23)
- 59: “I need to see your eyes my friend!
.” -DeviCat (17-Apr-23)
- 60: “I was sure the bit badges were like that so we can shine as your little starlights
.” -Ironmania2003: (18-Apr-23)
- 61: “Ergo Devi is hot. Like, really REALLY hot. Thousands of degrees.
.” -Rosuav: (25-Apr-23)
- 62: “Why do you think I say Spri is nuclear powered?
.” -Rosuav: (25-Apr-23)
- 63: “slides up to Potato in a bar and says, “Hey, I always save my work.”” -Rosuav (27-Apr-23)
- 64: “Spin to victory! SPIN…. to VICTORY!!” -DeviCat (28-Apr-23)
- 65: “During the ad break I went on a dangerous quest to find insurance replenished my health with the energy potion on the way back I treated myself to several movies and and a snack
.” -KwillFishh: (29-Apr-23)
- 66: “Hi yes this is me being active my fingers gained +10 health, +15 magic potions and +25 Devi Kindness
.” -PotatoIsFired: (01-May-23)
- 67: “Also, I found out that there’s an actual clinical name for what you call it when you cant sleep at night and you just eat instead. Its called insomnomnomnomnomnia…
.” -skelepuppy: (05-May-23)
- 68: “sighs happily Nothing is better than true love…. and a cheese sandwich is better than nothing. I have achieved the pinnacle of human or robotic existence. I have a cheese sandwich.
.” -Rosuav: (12-May-23)
- 69: “A wizard shows up exactly when she needs to, and a princess is always fashionably late. I think that’s a paradox.” -wizardprincess9: (12-May-23)
- 70: “I, for one, welcome our Pineapple Overlords.
.” -JemmaGrl: (13-May-23)
- 71: “My cat identifies as a bishonen.
.” -magpyecat: (15-May-23)
- 72: “Do the tree frogs have tiny motorcycles?” -Cypher_Arts (16-May-23)
- 73: “She is the softest cat ever, she is better than any fleece throw blanket
.” -sillyspyder: (16-May-23)
- 74: “And when you disallow the cat from entering your office, that’s /ban chii” -Rosuav: (18-May-23)
- 75: “I would do a impression of a banshee but I’m not sure if it’s a-loud!
.” -Ironmania2003: (18-May-23)
- 76: “remember chat! yolo responsibely!
.” -Ironmania2003: (20-May-23)
- 77: “It’s drowning out the tap
!” -DeviCat (23-May-23)
- 78: “k3lsb3lls: IN A WORLD WHERE ADs exist a orange soda is on a rollercoaster to a japanese AirBNB where everyone is required to wear red lipstick and drive electric SUVs with clowns and insure them with a slightly sus agent with superpowers who knows martial arts as well as being an expert at photoshopping emotes.
.” - (26-May-23)
- 79: “once own a Oujia printed rug… I let my Rumba clean the rug… I think it summoned something… LOL
.” -DuluthFly: (29-May-23)
- 80: “We got multiple cats in chat right now
catJAM !” -DeviCat (29-May-23)
- 81: “well actually my partner did the thing while I gave direction and ate m&ms
.” -jessicamaiartist: (30-May-23)
- 82: “I want a human who appreciates me as much as Devi just appreciated that water.
.” -magpyecat: (01-Jun-23)
- 83: “I feel like us lurkers just sit here falling asleep like bird on a fence and Devi runs along and wakes us all up and a puff of feathers fly and we all type dream
.” -SpiffyJenny (06-Jun-23)
- 84: “RALPHCorleone Okay, c’mon now, give back the keys to the time machine” -Rosuav (10-Jun-23)
- 85: “Sassy on immediate contact!
.” -DeviCat (10-Jun-23)
- 86: “We’ve been talking about pop culture, we’ve been talking about pop, and someone mentioned Greek yoghurt so we’ve been talking about culture too
.” -Rosuav: (12-Jun-23)
- 87: “Is there a yoghurt emote?
.” -DeviCat (12-Jun-23)
- 88: “sailor Devi Cat, take this magical hammer and in the name of the moon punish those creeps!
.” -Ironmania2003: (12-Jun-23)
- 89: “I’m going to drop my carrds and let them fly maayaEvil !” -DeviCat (16-Jun-23)
- 90: “ooo im proud our beer is going far
.” -itsLilyKitty: (17-Jun-23)
- 91: “Speedrun your final dream!
.” -DeviCat (17-Jun-23)
- 92: “Devi, if you ever DO spell to save your life, your transformation into spellcasting magical girl will finally be complete.
.” -Rosuav: (21-Jun-23)
- 93: “I’ve noticed there aren’t a lot of people named Lance these days which is interesting because back in Medieval times people were named Lance a lot…” -MovieNightButter (27-Jun-23)
- 94: “i think i just can’t contain my self in regards to sparkles
.” -EnchantedLunaAC: (30-Jun-23)
- 95: “sometimes you have to lay on the floor with ur pal and look at the ceiling
.” -SemiSpri: (01-Jul-23)
- 96: “I totally forgot kiwi is another term for New Zealander and totally thought for a minute they were like a fruit V-tuber or something
“ -Blacksouls92: (04-Jul-23)
- 97: “Look at my stack of desserts!
They’re so cute when they’re fanned!” -DeviCat (05-Jul-23)
- 98: “my booty shook me right off the cake
.” -Midimew: (08-Jul-23)
- 99: “New web site idea: Anti-social media. For the people who just hate talking to other people. You can make posts that will be shown to nobody. Your feed will always be empty - “nobody’s said anything worth reading”. Comments are always closed since nobody would ever have anything worth sharing anyway.” -Rosuav: (12-Jul-23)
- 100: “Devi, I will use my VIP Immunity to spam encouragement to complete that moth
.” -DAT_Samich: (12-Jul-23)
- 101: “Idk if my spine will bend that way(posing for art)” -DeviCat (14-Jul-23)
- 102: “I don’t know if I ever mentioned it, but I absolutely delight in how you draw noses, Devi.
.” -DragonBloodthirsty: (21-Jul-23)
- 103: “Alex is my oldest at 4 months. he’s over 2 feet tall and has stems falling over every day and cries about it and requires daily trimming. He’s my green onions. 🧅 🌱” -Ayumikii: (21-Jul-23)
- 104: “Sylvester is two weeks old and growing like a weed. I think he’s trying to learn witchcraft and has opened a portal to another dimension under the soil because I know I didn’t plant that many sprouts but he’s still sprouting and while I understand that’s typical for him once he’s grown, that’s after 30+ days! SYLVESTER. IS THERE SOMETHING YOU’RE NOT TELLING ME?!!” -Ayumikii: (21-Jul-23)
- 105: “he’s my chives” -Ayumikii: (21-Jul-23)
- 106: “When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model. 🍞” -PotatoIsFired: (28-Jul-23)
- 107: “Are you an anatomy study? Because I would spend a lot of time with you just to improve. #ArtistPickUpLines” -aVeryRedFox: (31-Jul-23)
- 108: “Cleaning dishes forever is some kind of circle of hell I feel
.” -Blacksouls92: (04-Aug-23)
- 109: “Campfire Cooking in another world with my absurd skill
.” -PurpleTcosplay: (09-Aug-23)
- 110: “Re-boot-ah is my new name
.” -rebekah_chan: (09-Aug-23)
- 111: “she’s friendshaped
.” -faecakes: (21-Aug-23)
- 112: “My husband
is really into those fighting games like Tetris.” -DeviCat (26-Aug-23)
- 113: “WHAT’S THIS!? WHAT’S THIS!? THERE’S SPARKLES EVERYWHERE! WHAT’S THIS!? THERE’S BUBBLES IN THE AIR! WHAT’S THIS!? I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I AM SEEING! WAKE UP DEVI, IT’S A 2 YEAR SUB ANNIVERSARY! WHAT IS THIS?
.” -MikeyTheShredder: (28-Aug-23)
- 114: “It was a gentle nuke. A gentle nuke with love.” -DeviCat (01-Sep-23)
- 115: “Alright everyone, time for a galaxy group photo… C’mon now, little stars in the front…
.” -Rosuav: (08-Sep-23)
- 116: “If Redbubble ever run out, we will have problems
.” -Rosuav: (09-Sep-23)
- 117: “Wow that was a HUGE explosion!
“ -DeviCat (13-Sep-23)
- 118: “How do ghosts do their makeup before they go out trick or treating? They use
vanishing cream.
.” -PotatoIsFired: (15-Sep-23)
- 119: “
🐝 🐝 s” -Ironmania2003: (22-Sep-23)
- 120: “Petition to the council: rename long form youtube videos to 👖 Pants. Due to them being Not Shorts.” -TheBiggestNate (25-Sep-23)
- 121: “
that’s one small step for a follower…
one giant leap for all subscribers
.” -Rosuav: (25-Sep-23)
- 122: “Should I change the fire under her butt a bit more?” -DeviCat (02-Oct-23)
- 123: “pretty sure my first sub here was gifted. but the real gift was a cat bat made of candy
.” -itscocotime: (06-Oct-23)
- 124: “who needs a star or engle at top the christmisstree, when a CandiCat can look down on you, and seek your motal soul as exchange for that soft packge that is just socks” -Tef_Bannow (09-Oct-23)
- 125: “This is a safe please, we have pitchforks to take care of bad people… or cake, yea it is cake, and then everyone gets happy.” -Tef_Bannow (13-Oct-23)
- 126: “Well, consuder me odd, but I rather use my spatulas for dumbells.” -MaruExposito (16-Oct-23)
- 127: “ If they have a problem, it just means they are probably jealous that you have pockets deep enough to accumulate lint” -red_thread_kitty (21-Oct-23)
- 128: “See, Devi truly is a cat. Contents? Irrelevant. Product? Irrelevant. BOX!” -Rosuav: (13-Nov-23)
- 129: “64” -DeviCat (15-Nov-23)
- 130: “being here is always a happy memory.
.” -goteamlillia (15-Nov-23)
- 131: “got an ad for Pictionary during an art stream, seems accurate
.” -Perfyoom: (04-Dec-23)
- 132: “YOUR BIRTHDAY CAN BE LONGER!!” -DeviCat (06-Dec-23)
- 133: “I will do it for the science, but another day I got pizza in the oven
.” -HiyaKare: (11-Dec-23)
- 134: “I think I can go ahead and put her head back now
.” -DeviCat (16-Dec-23)
- 135: “I lose health every time someone subs or donates. Step on me!
.” -QuillCafe: (20-Dec-23)
- 136: “I’m going to clip this stuff to the whipped cream
.” -DeviCat (23-Dec-23)
- 137: “is a cat placemat when a cat lays down on the table in front of you?
.” -Ironmania2003: (29-Dec-23)
- 138: “OOOH THE CANADIANS ARE GROWING
!” -DeviCat (30-Dec-23)
- 139: “Hush little ad break, don’t say a word… Devi has some prizes to yeet to the world…
.” -Ayumikii (30-Dec-23)
Quotes newer than this are found in subsequent archival pages.