Twitch Quotes
During live streams, funny things that people say can be recorded for posterity by the faithful bot and the mod team. In the strange year 2022, which will never again occur, 147 quotes were recorded. They cannot be seen in chat, but have been archived here with their original numbers.
- Quotes from 2019
- Quotes from 2020
- Quotes from 2021
- Quotes from 2022
- Quotes from 2023
- 1: “not this already Erin! it’s 2022” -itsLizabelle (01-Jan-22)
- 2: “I can’t tell if she’s shocked, or in the middle of eating a brownie.” -DeviCat (26-Jan-22)
- 3: “I say it now and then, because there’s me, and there’s me, and I made me to help me do things more efficiently, so when me calls me for help, me can get me to fix me, because it’s all working to solve my problems.
.” -Rosuav (26-Jan-22)
- 4: “The cake is much tastier than me
.” -DeviCat (29-Jan-22)
- 5: “The eyes look like scrambled eggs!” -DeviCat (08-Feb-22)
- 6: “Its the eyes they Look like scrambled eggs 👀 .” -DeviCat (08-Feb-22)
- 7: “This is now the finger dance, I don’t know
.” -DeviCat (23-Feb-22)
- 8: “Take a moment and breathe deep. You are amazing!” -Candi (28-Feb-22)
- 9: “Oreo sent me a box full of dragons!” -DeviCat (02-Mar-22)
- 10: “Then we chop the pupils! ahhahahaha
.” -DeviCat (04-Mar-22)
- 11: “I just killed the person who was dropping” -DeviCat (14-Mar-22)
- 12: “SMUSH ME INTO THE CENTER!” -DeviCat (28-Mar-22)
- 13: “Wow, there’s so many ghosts around the cat!” -DeviCat (29-Mar-22)
- 14: “Family means no one left without blushies?
.” -Rosuav: (20-Apr-22)
- 15: “I blame you! I tried to squish your title!” – DeviCat” -“RedFox, (23-Apr-22)
- 16: “Such a serene expression, sitting on the moon , looking like cotton candy
!” -bu_metal_desu (27-Apr-22)
- 17: “Hi yes im one of your irl audience im the 3rd frog sitting on the branch i was suggested to you by my brother in Frogs Frogsuav
.” -PotatoYouGotToGo: (30-Apr-22)
- 18: “Celebrate the elbow!” -DeviCat (02-May-22)
- 19: “The frogs really are magnificent
.” -thatonehorrorfan: (02-May-22)
- 20: “Hi, i was suggested your stream by my previous self GoldBondItchPowder she said you were a fantastic human bean who sparkled pastel sparkles. She said i would enjoy the kawaii anime art along with the casual Candi quoting us out of contact trying to take over the world.” -PotatoYouGotToGo: (03-May-22)
- 21: “Netflix is dangerous. I saw they added a lot of shoes.” -OhayoLiz: (06-May-22)
- 22: “What did the show salesman say to the centipede? I’m going to need to measure the size of your foot, your foot, your foot, your foot…….” -Ironmania2003: (06-May-22)
- 23: “I literally am looking at some Lindor chocolate right now” -DeviCat (07-May-22)
- 24: “if you stay mad while looking at cute pets, I can’t trust you lol” -MeganClaraDraws: (10-May-22)
- 25: “Man, Devi is so cool. You know, I was such a fan, but now I’m a whole air conditioner! 💨 .” -8feelings: (11-May-22)
- 26: “You’d be the best slice of bread with sprinkles though 🍞 .” -FoxTailBrush: (11-May-22)
- 27: “I’m adding quotes to the bot because y’all are all saying something adorable!” -DeviCat (11-May-22)
- 28: “it is… pleasantly crunchy” -AwfullyArtsy: (13-May-22)
- 29: “Your fins are beautiful
.” -beauation (16-May-22)
- 30: “You are all the bomb dot com!” -TalesofTLove (16-May-22)
- 31: “MY FACE WAS IN MY PASTA” -MomoEsquire (17-May-22)
- 32: “You’re going to get
obliterated, not-friend!” -DeviCat (23-May-22)
- 33: “Do you know what the ❄️ coolest ❄️ letter of the alphabet is? ….. The letter B, because it’s in the AC.” -juice_tex: (24-May-22)
- 34: “The head is gone!!!!
.” -DeviCat (25-May-22)
- 35: “Do you even lift, Mother nature?”” -“Devicat: (27-May-22)
- 36: “Listen, listen — But, anyways.
“ -Devicat (27-May-22)
- 37: “Don’t worry I lurk in the bushes” -DeviCat (27-May-22)
- 38: “Just let it rip! All the EVIL! Just let it go!
.” -Devicat: (27-May-22)
- 39: “I might have to shrink you guys both down” -DeviCat (28-May-22)
- 40: “I wanna make my room into a jungle 🌱🌱🌱 .” -60MinuteGaming: (30-May-22)
- 41: “I heard things from the kitchen and I was a bit concerned
.” -8feelings: (31-May-22)
- 42: “Hi YES! I just killed a mosquito, so gracefully!” -Devicat: (31-May-22)
- 43: “The only thing that I refuse to draw is hippos. They are terrifying creatures of mass muscle.” -Karinarrew: (06-Jun-22)
- 44: “if the goldfish memory people United we forget why we got together?
.” -ChiMotosua: (06-Jun-22)
- 45: “No feet for you
.” -DeviCat (06-Jun-22)
- 46: “First water, then skin.” -DeviCat (08-Jun-22)
- 47: “We can literally just pull up my hand!” -DeviCat (08-Jun-22)
- 48: “only 47 quotes? slackers!!” -EuphoniumHero6 (08-Jun-22)
- 49: “Devi, how would you react, if you became so good at art, that you were visited by a strange woman, who said “ I’ve seen artists like you with talent like that, I recall even seeing one simply snap their finger, making the stylus levitate to them “, and when you turned around, she vanished, and then the stylus levitated when you snapped your finger?” -owl_0f_books: (08-Jun-22)
- 50: “HELLO JAPAN IT’S ME DEVICAT
.” -DeviCat (08-Jun-22)
- 51: “Devi Cat Design Studios Incorporated international industries
.” -owl_0f_books: (14-Jun-22)
- 52: “Now I prefer to be called Owl on and off Twitch, because I have the same appetite, and also silent
.” -owl_0f_books: (14-Jun-22)
- 53: “I will motivate you to do the thing and you will like it
.” -QuirkyQwerssie: (14-Jun-22)
- 54: “The neck is on its own now.” -DeviCat (14-Jun-22)
- 55: “I am fluffy now” -thepeachiestprince: (15-Jun-22)
- 56: “Those ones suck! Those can burn in a fire!” -Devicat: (15-Jun-22)
- 57: “Devi is a light in the dark mode Twitch
.” -QuirkyQwerssie: (17-Jun-22)
- 58: “Yes, I’m working on skin now. Beautiful, beautiful skin!” -Devicat: (18-Jun-22)
- 59: “PainterAme: Thanks! Walruses are life, walruses are love – and tea is the best drink
.” - (20-Jun-22)
- 60: “I have 10000 dream candy in my heart.
“ -MarkedFang: (21-Jun-22)
- 61: “Hi, Yes im brand new to twitch (dont mind the sword )” -PotatoYouGotToGo: (21-Jun-22)
- 62: “You wear a drawing glove when you draw, but you learn to draw by making boxes. Does that mean a novice artist should wear a boxing glove?” -Rosuav: (24-Jun-22)
- 63: “supremedoom56: coffee yielding husbands are the best
.” - (24-Jun-22)
- 64: “I don’t see how Devi Cat ‘s coffee can ever go cold. chat’s love and support for her keeps it hot
.” -Ironmania2003: (24-Jun-22)
- 65: “I have to ignore the cherry for now and do a sticker giveaway!” -DeviCat (25-Jun-22)
- 66: “I was about to
, and then you called my name!” -mlasuk (25-Jun-22)
- 67: “as always devi is our personified weighted blanket
.” -sirenova_: (27-Jun-22)
- 68: “Houseflies - better known as sky raisins
…” -camaesoultamer (27-Jun-22)
- 69: “Sometimes you just gotta throw caution to the wind, and… add catJAM cat jams.” -DeviCat (27-Jun-22)
- 70: “Devi: where did the time go? — me: I ate it, it was deliciously sweet because I love my time here and there’s tons of candy
.” -Ayumikii: (28-Jun-22)
- 71: “It’s also been more than half an hour since you brought up your Ko-Fi, but that doesn’t get cold as quickly.
.” -Rosuav: (28-Jun-22)
- 72: “Ads are basically the house fly you get in your home 🪰 .” -TheDankOreo: (28-Jun-22)
- 73: “We are not a cult! We are an art club
.” -mncrft1030: (28-Jun-22)
- 74: “We are cute adults!
.” -QuirkyQwerssie: (30-Jun-22)
- 75: “Not being subbed in this channel is illegal.
.” -PumpkinDays: (07-Jul-22)
- 76: “white is white, however in the future it may not be white” -HallwayRaptor (07-Jul-22)
- 77: “i’ma hide under blankets if I’m not in chat dw i’m still here
.” -QuirkyQwerssie: (07-Jul-22)
- 78: “But arent you a magical girl
.” -LePhoenixReborn: (07-Jul-22)
- 79: “Devi Cat would you like to be a magical girl? 📜 just sign this contract and I’ll grant any one wish you have!” -Ironmania2003: (07-Jul-22)
- 80: “I’m pumped to be a part of the computer.
.” -abigailemmertart (09-Jul-22)
- 81: “the worst part about being a lefty is never having a right answer
.” -Speed_Freak86: (09-Jul-22)
- 82: “i’m gonna go to bed devi! It’s past midnight, i hope you have a wonderful stream! I’m gonna have a dream game of my own
.” -JadeChan_cosplay: (12-Jul-22)
- 83: “I’m going to attempt the shadow technique. Ooh fancy!” -Devicat: (14-Jul-22)
- 84: “TheGuiltyPillow: so when you announce a giveaway, I do the thing with my sweets?
.” - (15-Jul-22)
- 85: “Don’t mind me, I just have to check my thumb.” -DeviCat (16-Jul-22)
- 86: “i suppose aw-pic is much better than ew-some” -EuphoniumHero6: (19-Jul-22)
- 87: “binawhile: I like to think the glove on your right hand weighs 1,000 kg and you wear it to train up your drawing hand.” - (22-Jul-22)
- 88: “Don’t burn bridges if you don’t have to
!” -DeviCat (26-Jul-22)
- 89: “hang tight, mobile users, functionality will reach you at some point.” -Rosuav (29-Jul-22)
- 90: “But first…
coffee!” -DeviCat (29-Jul-22)
- 91: “Devi is going to take all your hard candy work and grind it to duuuusssssttttttt. But it’s out of love.
.” -TriellFreschi: (30-Jul-22)
- 92: “you can drop links, but please don’t break them. cleanup is a pain.” -EuphoniumHero6: (02-Aug-22)
- 93: “So far the
is winning.” -DeviCat (04-Aug-22)
- 94: “Actually, that’s a lie. Hands.” -DeviCat (04-Aug-22)
- 95: “That’s a dragon 🐉. Not a bat 🦇. There’s a difference.” -DeviCat (04-Aug-22)
- 96: “I’m going to bring out that hand again.” -DeviCat (06-Aug-22)
- 97: “Just that spoonful of suffering that makes the sugar go down?
.” -Rosuav: (09-Aug-22)
- 98: “I lost the sparkle!
.” -DeviCat (11-Aug-22)
- 99: “The cat is exploding over here!” -DeviCat (12-Aug-22)
- 100: “Your art gives me cavities! You need a redeem titled “brush your teeth”
…” -bu_metal_desu (12-Aug-22)
- 101: “a lil orange in everyones pocket 🍊” -orangeboy25: (12-Aug-22)
- 102: “Take orange and draw a happy face on it. You now have your own Orange Boy who will encourage and support you wherever you go
.” -wizardprincess9: (12-Aug-22)
- 103: “You’re seeing things perfectly.
Perfectly pink!” -DeviCat (13-Aug-22)
- 104: “I’ll move on to slightly fanicer fish. This colourful delightful graceful fish… and I shall name him Microwave.” -TiggyDoodler (16-Aug-22)
- 105: “I have a finger…. and a thumb….. that I need to blend.” -DeviCat (18-Aug-22)
- 106: “yeah not bad. Looks like a corn dog with arms and legs right now, but eventually it will be a lovely butterfly!” -AuroraLee1013: (20-Aug-22)
- 107: “Very Halloweenie” -DeviCat (22-Aug-22)
- 108: “my snowcat lives on my twitch hat and is very happy with it’s candycat pin sisters” -Ironmania2003: (27-Aug-22)
- 109: “Catvideos, I was studying your dress for fabric reference!” -DeviCat (27-Aug-22)
- 110: “Level 1 Potted Plant 🌱” -sweetenedwithgluten: (05-Sep-22)
- 111: “Medicinal Youtube, it consists primarily of cat videos
.” -Rosuav: (13-Sep-22)
- 112: “Can you imagine anything bigger though.. Like 500 dogs.. That would be so expensive” -Zhaefari: (16-Sep-22)
- 113: “How did the sticker end up in the dishwasher anyway??” -DeviCat (20-Sep-22)
- 114: “Wendy’s Addams. Her heart is as cold as her ice cream. 🍦💔” -Rosuav: (20-Sep-22)
- 115: “Your sacrifice was not acceptable. Afford me greater worship.
“ -Rosuav: (23-Sep-22)
- 116: “If a donkey is anything like a rabbit, I’m okay.” -DeviCat (23-Sep-22)
- 117: “forget the cult of the lamb, the cult of devi” -noxx_bunnyofdoom (26-Sep-22)
- 118: “I literally didn’t see anything else, I just saw
ROBOT FISH.” -DeviCat (27-Sep-22)
- 119: “Personally, I’m more a fan of cottage cheese, but to each their own, eat your cottages any way you like! 🏠” -Rosuav: (29-Sep-22)
- 120: “Erin, You you have 1.
.” -DeviCat (01-Oct-22)
- 121: “It seems like Candi doesnt want to b on Tinder” -DeviCat (10-Oct-22)
- 122: “Feet are like hands, just… built a little bit funnier.” -DeviCat (11-Oct-22)
- 123: “OMG there’s
so
many
hearts!” -DeviCat (22-Oct-22)
- 124: “My name is Polish and gets more butchered than a teen in a horror movie.” -marktutajdraws (28-Oct-22)
- 125: “I have no pattern. And no matching socks.” -CunningQuill: (29-Oct-22)
- 126: “Devi had a little lamb, a little lamb, and a little lamb… but that’s all, only three. 🐑 🐑 🐑” -Rosuav: (03-Nov-22)
- 127: “Yes, yes it is. I make no apologies for eating bacon.” -Rosuav: (08-Nov-22)
- 128: “OH NO!
Broken, I broke your legs!!” -DeviCat (10-Nov-22)
- 129: “Is there anyone else who hasn’t died yet?” -DeviCat (14-Nov-22)
- 130: “You ALWAYS want to have candy on you
.” -DeviCat (17-Nov-22)
- 131: “Why have cake when you can be a cake.
.” -DeviCake (19-Nov-22)
- 132: “Obey….. Obey the cake hat.
Obey.” -DeviCat (19-Nov-22)
- 133: “when i see your name I keep thinking BirbLikey instead of BirdLikely” -DeviCat (22-Nov-22)
- 134: “Cuteness overload for Photoshop
!” -StevenPreston (22-Nov-22)
- 135: “hes the man of many shorts
“ -SuspiciousTumble: (02-Dec-22)
- 136: “I’d argue for purple, but I make everything purple so I shouldn’t be trusted
.” -Doctor_Glasgow: (05-Dec-22)
- 137: “i don’t drop swear words. i gently caress them and then lovingly place them exactly where they are meant to be so they stay intact on the way down.” -EuphoniumHero6: (08-Dec-22)
- 138: “When you say “just being a fridge”, what you really mean is “just chilling. “” -Rosuav: (12-Dec-22)
- 139: ““Grass starter” sounds like a packet of seeds. Though I hope they don’t have a “fire starter”, that could be a bit awkward.” -Rosuav: (13-Dec-22)
- 140: “Hot Cross Buns is the bane of my existance” -MorasaurusArt: (13-Dec-22)
- 141: “You are welcome! I love punching people in the feels.” -caitlyncosplay (15-Dec-22)
- 142: “
su bbed for the dead kitty :D” -LenMallibu: (16-Dec-22)
- 143: “We have low population density. So we’re so excited to actually see another person we can’t contain ourselves. LOL These are not facts.” -AuroraLee1013: (17-Dec-22)
- 144: “
candicat examining her dead clone” -SpiritlessWolf: (17-Dec-22)
- 145: “Her head’s gonna get cut off in some places, I hope that’s okay
.” -DeviCat (26-Dec-22)
- 146: “I heard friendly troll and figured it was my moment
.” -Castorr91: (26-Dec-22)
- 147: “Yep, game. She eats Counter-Strike for breakfast, chows on noobs for lunch, and snacks on some chess late at night.” -Rosuav: (31-Dec-22)
Quotes newer than this are found in subsequent archival pages.