Twitch Quotes
During live streams, funny things that people say can be recorded for posterity
by the faithful bot and the mod team. So far, 174 quotes have been recorded. To
see them in chat, ask the bot for a quote with the command !quote N for some
number N.
- Quotes from 2019
- Quotes from 2020
- Quotes from 2021
- Quotes from 2022
- Quotes from 2023
- 1: “i volunteer for first quote of the year.” -EuphoniumHero6: (03-Jan-24)
- 2: “I will drop my age and it will hit the floor so hard it breaks in half then I am younger again, is that how it works?” -juice_tex: (03-Jan-24)
- 3: “Devi, have you ever stabbed yourself in the face with the ears?” -shanconart (06-Jan-24)
- 4: “It’s really the last dream game this time!” -DragonBloodthirsty: (10-Jan-24)
- 5: “it’s really the last dream game this time, until it’s the next time” -EuphoniumHero6: (10-Jan-24)
- 6: “I moved the steam and the sparkle!” -DeviCat (13-Jan-24)
- 7: “We! Need! One more person!
One more person!
One more person!” -DeviCat (17-Jan-24)
- 8: “Let meowt!
.” -xkirax56: (17-Jan-24)
- 9: “That’s right.. the PP got an upgrade!” -DeviCat (24-Jan-24)
- 10: “They’re not dumbells, they’re anchors keeping a magical girl on the ground!
.” -Rosuav: (26-Jan-24)
- 11: “
A hug is like a head-pat for your body!” -DeviCat (27-Jan-24)
- 12: “So, you’re coming to the end of your one month free trial. Are you interested in buying a full copy of 2024?” -Rosuav: (31-Jan-24)
- 13: “Bows for everyone
!” -DeviCat (05-Feb-24)
- 14: “I will never forgive the Head and Shoulders shampoo brand for never releasing a body wash called Knees and Toes” -mncrft1030: (05-Feb-24)
- 15: “Yes, eat me senpai, I will be delicious and I am full of berry and definitely not blood, eat me senpai I love you
.” -Rosuav: (12-Feb-24)
- 16: “guys my 2024 goal for devi stream is to hoard bubbles just cuz big number cool
- 17: “I want to smell like a walking dessert.” -DeviCat (17-Feb-24)
- 18: “Have you ever wondered why you can’t just take a megaphone and shrink it down until it becomes a regular phone?” -Rosuav: (21-Feb-24)
- 19: “Or shrink down a phone until it becomes a microphone?” -Rosuav: (21-Feb-24)
- 20: “Aka enjoy the chaos? JOIN THE CAT ARMY >:3” -emie_chise_kitty: (24-Feb-24)
- 21: “She’s on her nose
.” -DeviCat (28-Feb-24)
- 22: “WHICH
- 23: “That’s what you get for cutting onions!
You get pinned!” -DeviCat (08-Mar-24)
- 24: “It’s VERY cool. We can be lighthouses at the far end of the sky.” -Rosuav: (09-Mar-24)
- 25: “QUEEN DEVI!!! ALL HAIL DEVI QUEEN OF THE STARLIGHTS!” -DuluthFly: (09-Mar-24)
- 26: “I am her greatest fan she used to draw for me when she was little too❤️” -devicatmom: (09-Mar-24)
- 27: “the way I see it we are a hype stream that sometimes has art being worked on” -Ironmania2003: (11-Mar-24)
- 28: “You can’t eat candy because you’re already so sweet.
.” -EmeraldEire: (11-Mar-24)
- 29: “To make a candy cat you need sugar, magic, and love. If you can’t make your own magic, store bought is fine
- 30: “I will be attending in mental spirit. So if you catch a chill, it’s cause I’m clumsy and brought the draft in.
.” -TiggyDoodler: (16-Mar-24)
- 31: “we’re a bell pepper stream not a ghost pepper stream xD 🌶️💀” -JessickaZombie: (18-Mar-24)
- 32: “where did the night go? oh, I put it in the fridge to keep it from spoiling! I’ll take it out tomorrow and reheat it!” -Ironmania2003: (22-Mar-24)
- 33: “I’m kind of alive over here
- 34: “I would give you a full heart, but I need the other half for reference
!” -DeviCat (06-Apr-24)
- 35: “We’re going to shrink this thumb down a bit, refine it a bit, and add it to the collection.” -DeviCat (08-Apr-24)
- 36: “I’m older than Hip Hop! mid fifties” -PanicAtThePenShow (17-Apr-24)
- 37: “Candi will defend you while you shower, scaring away the scary monster that try to eat you when you close your eyes while washing your hair” -TiggyDoodler: (17-Apr-24)
- 38: “Imagine how much more the art will develop once Devi can see in 8K
.” -TiggyDoodler: (19-Apr-24)
- 39: “Devi looking like an elf today
.” -SoulBoundKai: (19-Apr-24)
- 40: “she looks more like a magical anime unicorn who’s the Canadian reincarnation of Bob Ross to me!” -Ironmania2003: (19-Apr-24)
- 41: “if you press fullscreen, your monitor becomes strawberry flavoured try it chat
.” -kevinjmc32: (19-Apr-24)
- 42: “for our UK friends happy Twenty Four day.” -mlasuk: (20-Apr-24)
- 43: “put me in there, pocket Tiggy, I’ll give you 3 quotes a day” -TiggyDoodler: (20-Apr-24)
- 44: “Have you considered making a thicc ocean with two seas?” -Rosuav: (22-Apr-24)
- 45: “bleedPurple Thanks for lighting up our Life!
…” -Sabelladona (24-Apr-24)
- 46: “Devi Cat your not a tiny peace of sand! more like a nice and pretty seashell on the beach” -Ironmania2003: (24-Apr-24)
- 47: “Okay, you know it’s an amazing stream when Devi drops TWO f-bombs in a day”” -“Rosuav: (24-Apr-24)
- 48: “Okay but who is buttpudding
?” -LilFoxArt (24-Apr-24)
- 49: “LizoftheValley You have the power of the addquote command if you want it!” -Rosuav (24-Apr-24)
- 50: “looking AND smelling like a SNACC
.” -BrokenRobotArt: (26-Apr-24)
- 51: “
we didn’t start the hype train. it was always there, we just woke it up
.” -Spockjr: (01-May-24)
- 52: “CandiCat ate everyone’s candy to fuel the CandiPlanet
- 53: “!askcc Do you have favourites?” -Rosuav: (03-May-24)
- 54: “rosuav , Absolutely, yes!
.” -CandiCat: (03-May-24)
- 55: “if you need devi’s schedule, just know every time she is live there is some sparkles somewhere on twitch, some kawaii good vibes too
.” -LizoftheValley: (06-May-24)
- 56: “It’s not trouble though…. Prepare for Ironmania to make ripples, because it’s actually TRIPLE” -Rosuav: (08-May-24)
- 57: “Next year, your stickers are not safe. I will buy at LEAST 10.” -HopesBlaze: (20-May-24)
- 58: “I dropped the crown but it did not land safely. It is now broken. I must get CandiCat to use her magic to repair the crown for future use.
- 59: “This looks like a mouth
- 60: “I think the bagels gave Devi more energy yesterday. Clearly Devi needs more Bagels” -JDRiesland: (30-May-24)
- 61: “my non cat name is Rhonda
- 62: “HOLD ON! I must take a picture of the
- 63: “Neither of them would win. Candi would find a sunbeam and lie down in it.
.” -Rosuav: (03-Jun-24)
- 64: “I completely forgot that I still have an egg attached to me!” -DeviCat (03-Jun-24)
- 65: “Its a magical candy that can be any flavor you want.
- 66: “so, if this cat sends a written message via telegraph, is it a candi-gram?
.” -EuphoniumHero6: (12-Jun-24)
- 67: “I only need Paw-litics, Vote Candi for president.
- 68: “Hi everyone I am Camae. I am chaos!
- 69: “Everyone go ham and have nuts! I mean wait, wat
- 70: “Pffft, that wasn’t a sub Bomb, that was a sub Toaster Strudel at best
- 71: “It’s not
- 72: ““i will promote myself. i’m now CAPTAIN devicat!”” -EuphoniumHero6: (19-Jun-24)
- 73: “Where is the rest of her
- 74: “Devi has a soundproof Closet of Squee that she was shouting in since April.” -Tinzien: (21-Jun-24)
- 75: “congratulations on the pregnancy rosu” -SuspiciousTumble (22-Jun-24)
- 76: “Devi can’t have a pdop in her own stream because the broadcaster’s camera would get scratched by the diamond and we can’t have that” -Rosuav: (26-Jun-24)
- 77: “omg every time i get a “New Arrivals” email from DAC, I’m like OMG IT’S NOT DEVICAT, FRICK OFF” -MikeyTheShredder: (08-Jul-24)
- 78: “Value check: You are special and valued.
- 79: “See the cat? We like the cat.
- 80: “Remember how she was previously seen catching a star and carrying it back? Now we know why. It powers her toy.” -Rosuav: (10-Jul-24)
- 81: “@DeviCat don’t think of it as imposter syndrone! think of it as if your a pokemon and your evolving!” -Ironmania2003: (10-Jul-24)
- 82: “The whisker shall return!” -DeviCat (24-Jul-24)
- 83: “I carry a shotgun when it comes to art. slap it out, good enough!” -Blixtwix (27-Jul-24)
- 84: “Five Nights at Devi’s was quite a long-running series” -Rosuav: (29-Jul-24)
- 85: “Devi this is an ice cream cone. How can you blow me away with your rendering on an ice cream cone. What happened when you were away? Did you consume the souls of everyone in the artist alleys?” -TiggyIGuess: (10-Aug-24)
- 86: “I hope everything you cook is always perfect temperature, I hope when you walk outdoors the birds greet you with their song,” -TiggyIGuess (23-Aug-24)
- 87: “I hope every coffee you drink is the smoothest sip, I hope your socks never do that weird seam thing on the toes, i hope all of your jeans have real pockets, I hope the next time you go for a walk there’s a rainbow to shine in your eyes” -TiggyIGuess (23-Aug-24)
- 88: “Your badas paid off
- 89: “I thought I heard Devi say “higher-dimensional cats” and now I want that to be the next Candi sketch
.” -Rosuav: (02-Sep-24)
- 90: “Hooray!
I can now empty the jar.” -DeviCat (21-Sep-24)
- 91: “Please! Do me a favour and grant me some evil!!” -DeviCat (25-Sep-24)
- 92: “She’s playing a game called “Dodging the Question”. She has a high score.” -Rosuav: (26-Sep-24)
- 93: “No drama.
Just warm cozy vibes.” -DeviCat (09-Oct-24)
- 94: “yup. my sub is now a cranky pre-schooler” -EuphoniumHero6: (16-Oct-24)
- 95: “fire, cause thats what your designs are
- 96: “This is the cutest cutest cutest one yet, The bow, the fangs, the hat, the bow on the hat
- 97: “Stick a fork in me, because I am COOKED!” -Devi: (26-Oct-24)
- 98: “maybe instead of sucking blood she drinks CHRISTMAS CHEER” -JessickaZombie: (15-Nov-24)
- 99: “No Teefs
.. one Teefs
.. two
- 100: “The face is permanently stuck happy
.” -DeviCat (20-Nov-24)
- 101: “I hid a moon
in the star
!” -DeviCat (25-Nov-24)
- 102: “The adoption fee is $25. These Candi Cats are all house trained, and cuddle bugs but they are a bit lazy so don’t expect them to go on any runs with you unless carried.
.” -NPS_Midnight: (04-Dec-24)
- 103: “Just so I don’t get distracted, I’m going to put away the cat
- 104: “One more month and then I get my diploma from Candy Cat Community College!” -Roget1030: (09-Dec-24)
- 105: “I got a shirt that says I’m not procrastinating I’m doing side quests” -quadehar97: (13-Dec-24)
- 106: “EMBRACE DA EGGG” -DeviCat (16-Dec-24)
- 107: “They’d be good with emotional support rice” -Rosuav: (16-Dec-24)
- 108: “If I can handle front page, I can handle Roget
- 109: “And I took that as a C H A L L E N G E!” -Roget1030 (18-Dec-24)
- 110: “Plus the emotes give +3 to magic stats
- 111: “I used to have beta fish too, now I have a full release fish” -HallwayRaptor: (21-Dec-24)
- 112: “I’m pretty sure the spiders here have become intrigued by your stream. That’s I think the third one today that’s descended on a line right in front of me, looking around.” -Rosuav: (25-Dec-24)
- 113: “i only use carrier pigeons, smoke signals, and semafore flags” -EuphoniumHero6: (27-Dec-24)
- 114: “I launch my messages in rocks from catapults, there’s a note inside like a fortune cookie” -ItsRyleeDuhh: (27-Dec-24)
- 115: “i can’t draw cute anime cat girls, but i do make pancakes” -EuphoniumHero6: (04-Jan-25)
- 116: “your mascot is an alien cat and you are Canadian. so you using some alien language does not surprise too much” -i_am_only_a_Big_Child: (04-Jan-25)
- 117: “I just want you to know Chris hid a potato on my computer chair” -JessickaZombie: (10-Jan-25)
- 118: “my hand is preoccupied with tea, allow me to give you a heart with my face
.” -DeviCat (11-Jan-25)
- 119: “when you look evil but are really just a goofy lil guy
- 120: “Getting derailed from fitness stuff is bound to happen with cupcakes on the screen, yum!
.” -DragonBloodthirsty: (15-Jan-25)
- 121: “Hii hii! Another fellow magical girl! Nice to meet you! :3 I will be doing the lurkies
stay amazing, stay slaying and sending many happy gentle stars :3
- 122: “Poisonous just means “you can only eat it once”” -Rosuav: (18-Jan-25)
- 123: “fist are gluten-free!” -EuphoniumHero6: (18-Jan-25)
- 124: “Hi there, Devi and the Communi-cats!
- 125: “Alright. ALRIGHT. Paperwork. then. ICECREAM.” -Ayumikii (25-Jan-25)
- 126: “I ate the first color palette you pulled out because it looked yummy” -Ayumikii: (25-Jan-25)
- 127: “Hello Returned, we are the Stayed” -Tef_Bannow: (27-Jan-25)
- 128: “I know this is a little foward, especially since I just got here… but can I borrow your husband sometimes” -AnAverageJ0E: (29-Jan-25)
- 129: “it’s all fine and dandy until the twin cat is Candi comes out of the void to play with chaos” -MikeyTheShredder: (31-Jan-25)
- 130: “!drama 10 Alright! With this much drama, we can now enter the Social Media level! Let’s see if we can get more drama and
to the Celebrity Gossip level!” -Rosuav: (12-Feb-25)
- 131: “By the FAith and power in CAndiCat, we followers of the pink, shall love and laugh, dream team togther, as the cult of joy and the colour of soft, purple in hue, and blue in the sky, we summoned CPU for Devi’s System!!” -Tef_Bannow: (15-Feb-25)
- 132: “We have built - a leg.” -DeviCat (24-Feb-25)
- 133: “
- 134: “5ever your second biggest cheerleader. i’ll leave being your biggest cheerleader to your husband since i think he deserves that title way more lol.” -MumieMatcha: (05-Mar-25)
- 135: “I am sending big hugs your way
- 136: “I want this bag, because it looks like an emoji!” -DeviCat (12-Mar-25)
- 137: “And this is where the chicken comes in - but it’s actually a cow.” -DeviCat (12-Mar-25)
- 138: “I recommend downloading EVERYTHING.” -dragonbloodthirsty (15-Mar-25)
- 139: “Nobody panic, I found her eyes 👀 !” -DeviCat (21-Mar-25)
- 140: “You are a creator, and nothing is more magical than the act of creation.” -MarkedFang: (24-Mar-25)
- 141: “ Shh candicat, you’ll wake the dreamers! (Sorry, it’s too late to enter this round.) ✨” -CandiCat (26-Mar-25)
- 142: “where is my crotch” -devicat (04-Apr-25)
- 143: “Let it be know that I can read” -HallwayRaptor (07-Apr-25)
- 144: “Dream game!
- 145: “Rest in peep
.” -TwitchChat (21-Apr-25)
- 146: “📯 Devi Cat here’s your horn! give it a toot for us!” -Ironmania2003: (21-May-25)
- 147: “Like 90% of my portfolio is CATS .
- 148: “I’m just happy •°☆existing☆°•” -DeviCat (28-May-25)
- 149: “every day is like a sleepover with your best friend
- 150: “For any new people, welcome; I do have a head.” -DeviCat (02-Jun-25)
- 151: “Magical Multiplication where sparkles multiply due to the force of kawaii as stated in Rosuav’s handbook ‘Magical Mathematics A Robots Guide to Becoming Kawaii ‘
- 152: “I’m back the great Grass heist was a success only one kidnapped snail was a hostage” -quadehar97: (02-Jul-25)
- 153: “Stop punching the microphone!!
.” -DeviCat (02-Jul-25)
- 154: “I’m not “chronically online”. I have outages.” -Rosuav: (09-Jul-25)
- 155: “more unnecessary censorship plushies” -EuphoniumHero6: (11-Jul-25)
- 156: “Mega Candi is our reason for existing. We must appease giant fluffy shapeshifting alien cat.” -ZackAtk77: (16-Jul-25)
- 157: “Devi makes 2 things on stream: Art & friends. Not necessarily in that order
.” -Mixer237237: (13-Aug-25)
- 158: “I’m sorry! We were having a normal conversation about candy
and it went sideways!” -DeviCat (22-Aug-25)
- 159: “I have long hands like Rosuav .” -DeviCat (29-Aug-25)
- 160: “Wendy for scale.” -DeviCat (06-Sep-25)
- 161: “If the cat tax gives us pictures of cats, that was like the underground cat market.” -DragonBloodthirsty: (06-Sep-25)
- 162: “Everyone’s hearts keep landing on my face!” -DeviCat (24-Sep-25)
- 163: “Near-Complimentary colours sidle up to each other and say “Your hue is looking lovely today”” -Rosuav: (01-Oct-25)
- 164: “We have so many potatoes in chat right now.” -DeviCat (13-Oct-25)
- 165: “Zephyr, don’t take my cat!” -DeviCat (27-Oct-25)
- 166: “Novan_Kitsune: now that’s adorably terrifying, Candi can just GIVE herself thumbs. the amount of jam filled sammiches would be wild” - (27-Oct-25)
- 167: “Jess! We both got knives! We’re so pointy!” -DeviCat (29-Oct-25)
- 168: “Hold on, we’re making a heart with a cup of coffee.
- 169: “it is embedded in my mind until i die and even then maybe i’ll dance it as a ghost” -Enchanting_Elk: (12-Nov-25)
- 170: “anyone coming in Rosuav hacked the mainframe and Devi threw glitter at the guards
- 171: “What a magnificent party. 1632 plushies! But all good things come to an end, and it is time now to let the monster rest… for a while.” -CandiCat (19-Nov-25)
- 172: “Everything’s going fine here, I’m just painting my eyeballs
- 173: “shadow forms get a bonus to stealth but double damage from light spells” -proteanpanoply (01-Dec-25)
- 174: “ can’t keep us apart
.” -They (12-Dec-25)
There may be quotes newer than these that have yet to be collected.
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